How about: slightly inappropriate clothing, but quite inappropriate not wearing of said clothing? I saw several growing up, and may post some other stories later, but this one stands on its own. (P.S. – this may not be NSFW, but pretty close, so be warned.) To set the Stott’s Thots Bryson Stott no 5 Philadelphia Phillies shirt in addition I really love this stage, I moved around a lot, but when this took place (1980s) I was a white, nerdy, 8th grade, conservative, virgin male living in the US… I was always told I was handsome, but wasn’t interested in having a girlfriend because all my buddies with girlfriends were broke from spending their money on them… and I was saving up all of my money for college. Every day after school I worked with my dad remodeling houses. School was not challenging, so I was super bored and always trying to read a book rather than pay attention in class… I knew as soon as I got home, I’d have 30–45 minutes to ride my horse before dad picked me up, then we’d be working and I wouldn’t get to read much at home. I did like most of the teachers at school, but my favorite adult wasn’t a teacher, she was the 70-year old school librarian (and not only because she brought home-made chocolate chip cookies to the library every Monday). Mrs. D made sure that the library was chock-full of the books that I liked; we had more new books than the nearest public library! She was a sweet old lady and reminded me of my Grandma, except that Grandma did not order every series and stand-alone book of my top-20 favorite authors!
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